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Golf Jokes

Submitted by George Young

During his physical examination, a doctor asked a man about his physical  activity level. He described a typical day this way:"Well, yesterday afternoon, I took a five hour walk, about 7km through  some pretty rough terrain.
I waded along the edge of a lake. I pushed my way through brambles. I got sand in my shoes and my eyes.
I narrowly avoided standing on 2 snakes. I climbed several rocky hills.
I took a few 'leaks' behind some big trees.
The mental stress of it all left me shattered So at the end of it all I drank eight beers"

Inspired by the story, the doctor said, "Wow, You must be one hell of an outdoors man!"

"No," he replied, "No, I'm just a shit golfer" 

Submitted by George Dimiotis - Feb 2014

The perfect understanding professional, I wonder what he did next???

A young woman had been taking golf lessons

She had just started playing her first round of golf when she suffered a bee sting

Her pain was so intense that she decided to return to the clubhouse for help and to complain

Her golf pro Graham saw her come into the clubhouse and asked

"Why are you back so soon?"

"I was stung by a bee", she said.

"Where?" he asked

"Between the first and second hole" she replied

He nodded knowingly and said

"Then your feet were too far apart"